Enter the Walrus

Class, this is Walvis. Walvis, say hi to the class... ... ...or don't.

This guy's been battering around in my head for while. He's kinda a fusion of Elvis & Che Guavara. Basically he's a happy normal walrus until a CIA shipment of cocaine, hidden inside a box of Elvis Impersonator outfits, falls on top of his head from a plane. Gaining new insights and bipedal motion, he dons the pompadour in search of Justice. His first stop, Disneyland, where he takes up the People's Fight against rampant sucky animated movies.

Along his side travel his good polar buddies, Deano the Seal, and Frankie the Fish with his Amazing Aquatic Powers of being able to live and thrive inside a bowl of pure gin.

If I ever stop being lazy, I'll do him up in 3D for a short. Kinda like Warner Bros, but with caddy's and guns that shoot real bullets.